
Will your upcoming UK show feature the straight-talking
comedy style we’re used to from you?
Most definitely – and then some! I give the butt-naked truth.
You’re really not worried about sparking controversy are
you?
There’s no such thing as controversy. Controversy is put together
by asshole people who want to control everyone else’s life because
theirs is boring!
You’re never scared that you might cross that fine line
between making people laugh and causing offense?
Fine line? What, are we drawing pictures here? Nobody’s ever
offended me. I’ll tell you what’s offensive: a child molester.
That’s offensive. But somebody telling a joke? Come on!
But you know how the ‘N’ word can evoke anger in us as black
people...
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me –
you learn that in f*****g grade school! Anybody don’t like what I
do, they don’t need to come to my show!
Fair enough. What was that business about you giving those
college graduates a cheque that bounced?
People just try to drag up anything they can. TMZ have to find
something to put up on their rag of a s**t. That was bulls***t.
People like being in the news. We are living in that time – with
the internet – where everybody can say what they want and get their
15 minutes of fame. Everybody’s gonna be famous soon. Soon enough,
I might have to turn around and interview you!
People don’t care about me but you’re in the public eye so
they care about you.
They don’t care about me – some people are just nosey! But I’m wise
enough to separate my professional life and my personal life. You
gotta know how to separate. You don’t see Denzel [Washington]
dragging his kids all about the place.
Speaking of kids, how many have you got? Some reports say
you’ve got eight...
That’s nobody’s business. My kids’ lives are private. The media’s
always prying into somebody’s business... How many kids you got?
Where does your mama live?
You’re on comedy fire aren’t you? I’m not trying to be nosey!
I’m just putting questions to you so that you have the opportunity
to set the record straight on what’s true and what’s false!
Really? Who else have you interviewed? I’m sorry, did I say
interviewed? I meant tortured! We could use your ass in Guantanamo
Bay!
The jokes just keep coming with you! Ok, who are your comedy
inspirations?
Richard Pryor, Richard Pryor and Richard Pryor. And Bill Cosby. Oh,
and Reverend Al Sharpton. I know he’s not a comedian, but that
crazy-haired mother f****r should’ve been! I have never seen a
black Dracula walking down the street saying ‘we shall overcome!’
Get that boy a new perm!
I have to go before I die of laughter! But finally, do you
have any career regrets?
I can’t say that I do. The past is the past and the future is yet
to happen, so I just enjoy the present. Yesterday is over and
tomorrow isn’t here yet, so right now, I’m totally in this
interview with you.
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